APH: CrappyDappyDoo

Yeah. It's drivel.
We tried to make the worst Cold War Romance Pic ever!
Fluff as fluff can until somebody cries. ;_;

Foto by
Ivan
Alfred: me

EDIT 1:
Due to joking around in the commentaries, this is proably what they say:

Ivan: "We can beat up Italy! I always wanted to go to a warm place."
Alfred: "Yeah, Italy is cool, I like his food."
Ivan: "I get the northern half, then I don't have to walk that far."
Alfred: "'kay, I don't mind."
Ivan: "We're going to have so much fun!"
Alfred: "Yehaw!"

(That's what happens if superpowers have too much vodka and coke.)

EDIT 2: We did it guys! We gave our share to contaminate dA. Searching for a certain pic I can't find anymore, I typed "Ivan Alfred Romance" into the search field. Guess what came first.
Well, I don't know how long this will work, but... for now I'm a very very amused Migo. So.